Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own. The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.

At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Don't look down.

Don't look down

'Experienced Traffic Cop & Traffic Violator'

A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the motor officer.
The violator demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!
So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.
The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.
The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "Battleship mouth and Rowboat Ass". The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything.
When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of
the narrative portion of the citation.He then hands it to the "Violator"for his signature. The guy signs the citation angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.
The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guys face and says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an *******!"
Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.
Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?
Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendants copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top.
Attorney: Officer , is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make?
Officer: Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an"AH", underlined.
Attorney: What does the AH stand for , officer?
Officer "Aggressive and Hostile Sir"
Attorney: Aggressive and hostile"
Officer: "Yes Sir?
Attorney: Officer.... Are you sure it doesn't stand for *******?
Officer: Well Sir, You know your client better than I do!