There was this young woman that still lived with her mother and did not date due to her condition of passing foul smelling gas all the time. Many times the mother encouraged the daughter to go out on dates and find herself a young man to marry. The mother told her daughter that when she was on a date and passed gas to start talking about the day’s current events in the newspaper and the foul smell of her gas would be over looked by the man.
Finally the girl decided to take her mother’s advice and went on a date. After dinner and a movie the couple went parking (kissing and all that if you don’t know what parking is) in the countryside.
As they were talking the young girl passed a horrible smelling gas and she asked her date if he had today’s newspaper. He replied, “No, but I will be more than happy to get out and get you a hand full of leaves.”