Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got
here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the best thing
to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."