Three older women, Myrtle, Carol, and Nellie, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Myrtle immediately had a stroke. Then Carol also had a stroke.

But Nellie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far. Bless her heart.