A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out as a "Handywoman, " and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use
somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and
told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money."Your finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it
two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it
to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."