A man goes to confession in the Catholic Church... "Father, it has
been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie
Green every week for the last month."

The priest tells the sinner: "You are forgiven. Go out and say three
Hail Mary's."

Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been
two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green
twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood, " the sinner replies.

"Very well, "sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his
sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the
sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she
slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the
priest! Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in
the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie

The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies: "No, I
think it's just the reflection off her shoes."