An old couple made a deal that whoever died first
would come back and inform the other of the after life.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and
true to his word, he made contact, "Phyllis,Phyllis".

"Is that you, Fred"?

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed".

"What's it like"?

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex.
I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.

I have lunch, another romp around the golf course,
then sex pretty much all afternoon.

After supper, golf course again.

Then have sex until late at night.

The next day it starts again".

"Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven".

"Not exactly. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Florida". [;^)]