It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself
from time to time, and this should help get you
started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a
visitor asked the Director what the criterion was
which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill
up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and
a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A
normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger
than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director,
"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a
bed near the window?" [:x)]
