Because the police called me and told me they caught someone breaking into my shop.Luckily they didn't get a chance to. By luck a cruiser drove by and saw 3 guys walking down the back alley at midnight carrying tools and bags so he hid out and watched them.They walked up to my side door and started prying on it.

Anyhow here's today's joke.

These boys be a pickin and a grinning [^]