Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows,
several southern TV stations are joining together
and are planning to do their own show, entitled:


The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to
Georgia and on to Greenville, South Carolina.
From there they will head up to North Carolina and
over to Tennessee.
They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana,
over to Pensacola Beach, Florida and finally ending up back in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates
and really large bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees;
Hillary in 2008, Support The ACLU, and, Deer Hunting is Murder!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.[88]