While enjoying an Early morning breakfast in a northern
Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything
from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in
the "good old days."

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses.
One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked,
"Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding
anniversary soon?" "Yup, we sure are," Roy replied. "Well, are
you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked.
The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied,
"For our 25th anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe for our
50th, I'll go down there and get her." [}]