A woman had a flat tire, she eased her car to the shoulder
of the road, got out, opened the trunk and took out 2 cardboard
men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing
oncoming traffic.

They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They
were wearing trench coats and are exposing their nude bodies
and private parts to the approaching drivers...
Immediately cars started slowing down men traffic started
backing up, Everybody is tooting their horns and waving
like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up, got
out and walked towards the woman's car.
"What's going on here?" He said
"My car has a flat tire, " The woman said calmly.
"What are those obscene cardboard men doing here
by the road?" He Asked
She said; "Those are my emergency flashers!"