Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.


I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment!


Month after month, year after year, all dose payments!


So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house,


and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl,


I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house


and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,


and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face.."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma.


I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.


Baby girl walk through the door, I say,


"Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"


She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ..

and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!



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