Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car
comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the

'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it
was old.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy.

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face.

'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies:

'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Scotch whisky, the
wife cooked me a great meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy.

'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm
Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow.'[}]