Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer.

Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes.'

Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, History and Logic.

'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'


'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house..'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a

'Yes, I have a family.

'Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And
because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater...'

Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History and Logic.

'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?'

Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'


'Then you're a queer.'