A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.

I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger.


The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger,'What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear
power?' and he smiles. OK, 'she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But letme ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty,and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence,thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know Sh!t

She then opened her book.