Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man
was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man a
chemist, the fourth a Government Worker.

To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
promptly drew a circle, square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was
pretty smart.

The Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and
returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemist said his cat
could do better.


He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up,
walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce
glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a
drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

Then the three men turned to the government Worker and said, "What
can Your cat do?". The Government Worker called to his cat and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff. " Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the
cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, screwed the other three
cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report
for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went
home for the rest of the day on sick leave.