While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a

condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he

wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and

purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some

tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got

bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and

almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.'

The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or

something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to

have to amputate your penis.'

The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want

but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll

know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and

proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.'

The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what

can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid Amelican

docta, always want to opelate. Make more money dat way. No need to


Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two weeks. Fawl off by itself!'