Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
> Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.

> Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway!
> Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

> Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

> Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.

> Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then tax his tears.

> Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.

> Tax all he has Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough.

> When he screams and hollers Then tax him more,
> Tax him till he's good and sore.

> Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid.

> Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom.. . '
> When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.

> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Fuel Permit Tax
> Gasoline Tax (currently 44. 75 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Inventory Tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service Charge Tax
> Social Security Tax
> Road Usage Tax
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
> Telephone State and Local Tax
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax

> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most > prosperous in the world.

> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the

> world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

> > What happened?[}]