POLICE DO CARE
Body Found - Police do a kind thing
The Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body
in the Kentucky river just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has
been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive
beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a
red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He
also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care!
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