After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her

next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines

that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through

these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth
control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these

that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear,

I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of

orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks .... and believe me,

it helps me sleep at night."