A FRENCH DOCTOR SAID: "MEDICINE IN MY COUNTRY IS SO ADVANCED THAT WE CAN TAKE A KIDNEY OUT OF ONE MAN, PUT IT IN ANOTHER, AND HAVE HIM LOOKING FOR WORK IN SIX WEEKS"
A GERMAN DOCTOR SAID: "THAT IS NOTHING; WE CAN TAKE A LUNG OUT OF ONE PERSON, PUT IT IN ANOTHER, AND HAVE HIM LOOKING FOR WORK IN FOUR WEEKS"
THE RUSSIAN DOCTOR SAID: "IN MY COUNTRY, MEDICINE IS SO ADVANCED THAT WE CAN TAKE HALF A HEART OUT OF ONE PERSON, PUT IN ANOTHER, AND HAVE THEM BOTH LOOKING FOR WORK IN TWO WEEKS"
AN AMERICAN DOCTOR, NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SAID; "YOU GUYS ARE WAY BEHIND. WE RECENTLY TOOK A MAN WITH NO BRAINS, PUT HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE, AND NOW HALF THE COUNTRY IS LOOKING FOR WORK"[}]
