Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the heck have you been?

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates he says proudly.

"What the heck were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home a blow a hundred bucks any time you want![:x)]