Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the heck have you been?
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates he says proudly.
"What the heck were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow
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Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home a blow a hundred bucks any time you want![:x)]