and he challenged Tiger to a round of golf.

"You can't be serious," said Tiger, without sounding rude. "You're blind, how do you know where your ball is?"

"I play with a ball with a bell in it," said Stevie. "I bet you $10 million that I can beat you."

"Okay then," said Tiger, "but we'll do it for charity. When do you want to do it?"

"Any night next week," says Stevie.