A couple made a deal that whoever died first
would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no
after life.
After a long life together, the husband was
the first to die .True to his word, he made the first
contact,
'Judy ..Judy..."
'Is that you, Steve?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have
sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf
course.. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch
(you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around
the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some
much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over
again'
'Oh, Steve, you must be in Heaven'
'Not exactly ....
I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona .'
