A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was
dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you
don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can
sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious
programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh.
I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture
in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of
the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The
minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom
bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted
Be careful what and how you say it too the grand children . [:x)]
