A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened
to YOU?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with
my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced
our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking
around I noticed one of the cows had something
white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on
it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my
wife,"Hey, THIS looks like YOURS!"

"... I don't remember much after that..."[88]