A guy walks into the gun shop, looks around, and
spots a mint Colt SP-1 AR-15 Shorty in the showcase.
He walks over to take a look at it. As he bends over
to look more closely, he lets out a fart. Slightly embarrassed,
he looks around to see if anyone noticed, and hopes the
sale person doesn’t walk up. He turns around, the salesman is standing behind the showcase.
The salesman says to the guy, “Can I help you sir?”
Hoping the salesman wasn’t close at the time of his “accident“,
he asks, “What’s the price on this AR?”
The salesman answers, “Buddy, if you farted just looking at it, you’re gonna $h!it when I tell you the price!”[8D]