> The husband leans over and asks his wife,
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> 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
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> We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence > and I made love to you.'
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> 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
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> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do > it for old time's sake?'
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> 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
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> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
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> and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see > these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
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> I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
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> So he follows them.
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> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for > support aided by walking sticks..
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> Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the > fence..
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> The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
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> As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..
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> Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has > ever seen.
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> This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
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> and moaning and screaming.
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> Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. >
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> The policeman is amazed.
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> He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't > know.
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> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
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> the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.
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> The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
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> this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.>
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> So, as the couple passes, he says to them,
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> 'Excuse me, but that was something else.
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> You must've had a fantastic sex life together.
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> Is there some sort of secret to this?'
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> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
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> 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence[}]
