>A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled,
>"We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four,
>but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her
>mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, It's because your
>blonde."
>
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
>she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said
>up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!" "Very good,"
>said her mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy Mommy!"
>she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all
>the
>other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top
>to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"
>"No, Honey, It's because you're 24."[8D]
