70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back
with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace
with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom poof the light goes on, when I'm done poof the light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said,
"George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because I'm
in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and poof the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is
through poof the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God!
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He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"[xx(]
