A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one

morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years

ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably

sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and

sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My boobs are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.

"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!