Bob,not even 1 joke? everybody knows 1 joke

little johnny is playing in his moms room
and hears her coming so he hides in her closet. She comes in with a man and they start going at it. Suddenly the boys father arrives home and the man hides in the closet too.

The little boy says, "It's very dark in here."

The man is shocked, but tells him to shut up.

The kids says a bit louder, "It's very dark in here."

The man says, "I'll tell you what. I'll give you ten bucks to keep quiet until we can get out of here."

The kid accepts.

That Sunday the kid is in confession, and he sits down and goes, "It's very dark in here."

The priest goes, "Now don't start that $h!t again!" [8D]