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    The Joker
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    Feb 2007
    sedalia, ohio, USA.

    last joke for a week its deer gun season in ohio

    bob can you take over untill dec 8th?

    An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.

    The 8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.'

    The 4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!'

    The Button buck says, 'My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.'

    Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field.

    The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.

    The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a tree the size
    of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground!

    The three bucks looked on in amazement.

    The 8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does...........

    Who really needs 10 anyway?'

    The 4 pointer says, 'You know............. come to think of it, I only
    really use one or two of mine!'

    The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in

    Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field!

    He rips and tears up some grass........ pisses all over the place,
    snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin
    branch clean off!

    Then he runs back over to his buddies.

    His friends immediately ask him, 'What the hell are you doing!?'

    'I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!

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    Jun 2005
    Murphy, NC. USA.
    Man BG, I don't know if I can keep up like you can. One a day is a lot of jokes. I'll do my best though.

    Good luck hunting, save me a hind quarter.


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