Q: HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST?
A: THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH.
Q: HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
A: YOU BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT.
Q: WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
A: DAMN!
Q: WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
A: POLAROIDS
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A: A STICK.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
A: NACHO CHEESE.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
A: SUBORDINATE CLAUSES.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
A: QUATRO SINKO.
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
A: SPOILED MILK.
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
A: FROSTBITE.
Q: WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A: A NERVOUS WRECK.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
A: ANYONE CAN ROAST BEEF.
Q: WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
A: RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM.
Q: WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
A: BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS.
Q: WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
A: SANKA.
Q: WHY DO PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
A: BECAUSE THEY WEAR THEIR BELT BUCKLE ON THEIR HAT.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A: A BAD GOLFER GOES, "WHACK, DAMN!" A BAD SKYDIVER GOES,"DAMN,WHACK!"
Q: HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT.
Q: HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
A: TAME WAY, UNIQUE UP ON IT.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
A: SKEET.
Q: HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
A: SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOSE A TRAILER. [8D]
