Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State
grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each
proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As
they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most
loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and
finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself
off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he
fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad
threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany
Lions!" Seeing this the OSU grad walked over and shouted "This is for
the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.