> Three BIG 10 football fans were out for a ride when one
> noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
> road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.
>
>
> Out of respect and propriety, the Penn State fan took off
> his cap and placed it over her right breast.
> The OHIO STATE fan took off his cap and placed it over her
> left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling,
> the Michigan fan took off his cap and placed it over her
> 'Privates'.
> The police were called and when the officer
> arrived, he conducted his inspection.
>
> First, he lifted up the Penn State cap, replaced it, and
> wrote down some notes.
>
> Next, he lifted the OHIO STATE cap, replaced it, and
> wrote down some more notes.
>
> The officer then lifted the Michigan cap, replaced it,
> then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time,
> and replaced it one last time.
>
>
> The Michigan fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked,
> 'What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep
> lifting and looking, lifting and looking?
>
> 'Well,' said the officer, 'I am simply
> surprised. Normally when I look under a
> Michigan hat, I find an A$$HO!E
>
> GO BUCKS !!! [88]
>
>
>
