Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
>into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in
>a passionate embrace.
>
>Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he
>ran home and started to tell his mother,
>"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
>Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then
>he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants
>off, then Aunt Jane..."
>
>At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
>interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it
>for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it
>tonight!"
>
>At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
>
>Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
>into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
>look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
>shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and
>Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
>Daddy was in the Army."
>
>Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.[}]
