A man and his wife were driving home one
very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby
skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still
alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we
take it with us, get it warm, and
let it go in the
morning?"
He says, "OK, Get in the car with
it."
The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get
it warm?"
He says, "Put it between your legs. It's
nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?" said the
wife.
"Just hold its little nose.[88]