The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,

'From now on, you need to know that I am the man
of this house and my
word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when
I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After
dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of
sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?

The wife replied, "The f---kin' funeral
director would be my first guess"... [;^)]