One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under
the
shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to
drink.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who
owns the dog tied under that tree outside?The blonde said it was hers.
Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up
under that
shade tree.
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be
bred.'
'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She
isn't hungry
'cause I fed her this morning.'
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog
wants
to have sex!'
The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted
a
police dog. [8D]
