Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New
York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.' The second, from Chicago , responds,
'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from
Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You
know, I like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over.' But
the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up
when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians
are the easiest to Operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and
the ass are interchangeable!