President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a Texas bar. A guy
walks in and asks the barman, "Say, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The Bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are
you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning World War III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big breasts.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about 140 million Iraqis!" [8D]