a bum who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well-dressed gentlemen on the street.
"Hey Buddy, can you spare two dollars?"

The well-dressed gentlemen responds, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?"

"No Sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.

"You are not going to throw it away on some golfing gear, are you?" asks the gentlemen.

"No way, I don't golf," answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money on tickets to a football game, would you?" asks the gentlemen.

"Never, says the bum, "I don't watch football."

The man thinks a minute, then asks the bum if he'd like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly.

While they are driving to the gentlemen's home, the bum's curiosity get's the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your dinner table?"

"Probably," says the man, "but it will all be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, golf, or watch football!"