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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny speech."
At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy speech ".
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa speech."
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll
have nothing left to live for [}]
