A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.

"Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny speech."

At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy speech ".

When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa speech."

If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll
have nothing left to live for [}]