A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some
bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some
grapefruit and coffee?'

He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not
hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says.
'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like
something.'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a
cheese sandwich?'

He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and
scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?'

He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be
the Viagra.... I'm still not hungry.'

Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.' []