Two hillbillies walk into a DairyQueen. While having a
couple of DQ Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,eating a chicken
sandwich, begins to cough.

After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes
widen and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her
right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to
breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.

His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it. []