man named Mike went over to his friend's house
and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora,
answered the door.
"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her.
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come on in."
They sat down and shortly Mike said, "You know,
Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever
seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could see
just one."
Nora thought about this for a second, and thought
about how badly they needed the money right now.
She opened her robe and exposed one. Mike
promptly thanked her and put $100 on the table.
They sat there a while longer, and Mike said,
"They are so beautiful! I'd love to see the both
of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I
could just see both of them together."
Nora thought about this for a moment, then opened
her robe and gave Mike a nice big look. Mike
thanked her and threw another $100 on the table.
Then he said he couldn't wait any longer for Tony
and left.
A while later, Tony arrived and Nora said, "You
know, your weird friend Mike came over while you
were gone."
Tony turned and said, "Good. Did he drop off the
$200 he owed me?" [^]
