Two lawyers were best friends, and decided to go fishing. Before getting on the lake, they agreed to not discuss any business or legal issues, so that they could enjoy the afternoon.

After nearly two hours of silence, one of them spoke up, and said to the other, "Since we're not catching any fish, anyway, let me pose a legal question to you. Suppose I came over to your house, made love to your wife until she couldn't walk, and she got pregnant. Would that make us kin???"

His lawyer-buddy pondered the question for a moment, then replied, "I really don't know if that would necessarily make us kin. But, it sure would make us even!!!" [}]