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EXPOSURE A blonde was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approached her and said, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She said, "Why officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." he said. She looked down and said, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"[88]
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KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"[:x)]
